The Bartholomew Tee
01The Bartholomew Tee
named after the round one himself
$48
In stock
Three weeks old. Does not know what anything is yet. Printed on things you can wear.
Printed once in a run of 240. When it is gone it is gone, which is less a tactic than a budget.
Placeholder catalogue — not for sale yet. Connect Shopify and real products replace these.
The Bartholomew Tee
01named after the round one himself
$48
In stock
Haul-Out Hoodie
02for standing on cold rock, like Doreen
$140$118
In stock
Cold Water Tote
03holds everything Marjorie screams at
$34
In stock
Pip Beanie
04Sold outfor the one who doesn't know anything yet
$42
All gone
—Not real animals we track. Five seals we invented, drew, named, and became unreasonably attached to. Tap a row — with sound on, they each answer differently.
There is no boat, no research permit and no colony we look after. This is an account run by people who like seals a great deal, who spend an unreasonable amount of time finding the best seal footage on the internet, and who credit whoever actually stood in the cold to shoot it.
The drawings here are ours. The footage on Instagram belongs to whoever shot it, and it is credited under each post. If that is your work and you want it credited differently or taken down, message us and it happens that day.
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