The heavy one. Wide awake, faintly surprised to be here, and in no hurry about any of it. Cut to his own outline rather than stuffed into a rectangle. Printed front and back. The reverse comes out mirrored, so he faces whichever way you put him. 100% polyester shell, filled and sewn after you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Not a plush toy: soft and squishy to hold, but the surface is smooth and the face is printed rather than embroidered.
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Doreen
permanently asleep
from$45
Free shipping. Made to order.
Asleep, as always. A pillow that models the behaviour it wants from you. Cut to her own outline rather than stuffed into a rectangle. Printed front and back. The reverse comes out mirrored, so she faces whichever way you put her. 100% polyester shell, filled and sewn after you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Not a plush toy: soft and squishy to hold, but the surface is smooth and the face is printed rather than embroidered.
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Marjorie
awake, suspicious of gulls
from$45
Free shipping. Made to order.
Wide awake and watching a gull she does not trust. Darker coat, more spots, and absolutely certain something is about to happen. Cut to her own outline rather than stuffed into a rectangle. Printed front and back. The reverse comes out mirrored, so she faces whichever way you put her. 100% polyester shell, filled and sewn after you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Not a plush toy: soft and squishy to hold, but the surface is smooth and the face is printed rather than embroidered.
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Pip
knows nothing
from$45
Free shipping. Made to order.
Small, pale, and delighted about something nobody else can see. Knows nothing. Wants nothing. Perfectly content. Cut to his own outline rather than stuffed into a rectangle. Printed front and back. The reverse comes out mirrored, so he faces whichever way you put him. 100% polyester shell, filled and sewn after you order it. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Not a plush toy: soft and squishy to hold, but the surface is smooth and the face is printed rather than embroidered.
How it works
Made to order
Each pillow is cut and sewn after you order it. Nothing is pulled off a shelf. This is why delivery takes 9–16 business days and why nothing ever sells out.
Free shipping
To the United States. Delivery is 9–16 business days total — that window covers both making the pillow and shipping it.
Returns
If it arrives damaged, wrong, or defective, we replace it or refund it — no return needed. Change-of-mind returns cannot be accepted because each one is made for you.
Size
Bigger than you think
Four sizes. This is L, at 20 inches, already wider than the sofa cushion next to you. Drawn to true relative scale, not to flatter it.
A person5′7″Sofa cushion18 inBartholomew20 in
4
seals in the drop
4
sizes, S through XL
2
printed faces, back mirrored
0
sitting in a warehouse
The details
What you are actually buying
Shell
100% polyester
Fill
100% polypropylene filament
Print
Dye sublimation, front and back
Size
Four, S through XL
Made
To order, no minimum
Artwork
Drawn in-house, ours outright
Is it a plush toy?
No, and this is the thing worth being clear about. It is a pillow: soft and squishy to hold, but the surface is smooth polyester rather than fur, and the face is printed rather than embroidered. If you are picturing a fluffy stuffed animal, this is not that.
Will the print wear off?
It should not. Sublimation bonds the dye into the fibre instead of laying it on the surface, so there is no film to crack, peel or flake. That is the main reason this beats a printed cotton product.
What does the back look like?
The same seal, mirrored. That is how the factory prints it. For an animal it is a bonus, because he faces whichever way you turn him. It would have ruined anything with writing on it.
Why is nothing ever sold out?
Because none of them exist yet. Each one is printed and sewn after it is ordered. It means no invented countdowns and no fake stock counters, and it means we are not sitting on boxes of unsold seals.
How long will it take?
Longer than something shipping from a warehouse, because it has to be made first. Production and delivery times come from the printer, and the checkout will show them before you pay rather than after.
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